Take a ride, or don't

Best quote ever from over at Mad Matters:

“Depression Land! Where it doesn't matter what the rides are like because you feel too shite to ride them anyway!”

Can you even imagine what that would be like? I think all the rides would be broken or would move so slowly you could step off them easily. It would be dark, the cotton candy would taste like Lysol, and there would be no funnel cakes. That would be like hell. Or maybe it would be like the park in Zombieland. Have you ever seen that movie? I love zombie movies. End of the world scenarios are always entertaining. There was some article about how we love to imagine the end times, but I haven't read it yet.